The start of things to come

Once upon a time there were two small plastic people with pink hair. They fell in love and got married the next week to tumultous applause.

Whilst digging in the salt fields with obviously fake rakes, they discovered five stones, each more beautiful than the next.

The stones were put on display at the local museum, causing an outrage among the townspeople who called it

sacrilege!!!!!111!!!!1!!

Nie!

Nie rozumiem po polsku.
Nie

Fishamasilly

Narrator: In A.D. 2101, waramabrick was beginning.

Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the fishamabomb.
Operator: We get signalmabrick.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main fishamascreen turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
CATS: How are you fishamagentlemen !!
CATS: All your fishamabase are belong to us.
CATS: You are on the way to destructionmabrick.
Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your fishamatime.
CATS: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....
Operator: FishamaCaptain !! *
Captain: Take off every 'Zigamabrick'!!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'Zigamabrick'.
Captain: For great fishamajustice.

Fishamapost

Fishamahappy new yearamabrick.

Lots and lots of love

Fishamabrick

This is coco Barrie

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TELL YOUÂ Â SOMETHING

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AFTER ANGRY RESPONSE FROM CUSTOMER

VERY SORRY   BARRIE

Happy New Fishamabrick

Tis the new year so I hope everyone has made some kind of new year's resolution.
Mine was simple, I changed my screen resolution Haw!Haw!Haw!
Yes, do something fresh or put the kick back into whatever it was that you were kicking.
I don't want to see any hogglemasocks, no lobermavesticals, no frigatecappedtins, no sockamafones, no shandymawine k.

I feel the need to bring forth the feel of the new year with a poem.

Tap water spaded
more-over mable made a well wrapped wire
push for it and knit a bit
morrow is an extra one on two double zero five
a pawn broker for an antique vegetable
clay

Merry Christmas

And all the babies in all the world were on the tree, dangling, swaying in the fruitful breeze. Their mummies were not pleased with the turn of events, and noted this on a small piece of corrugated iron. The next-door neighbours were told not to use complicated words such as antidisestablishmentarianism or multiplex cinemas, not that the local porridge oat manufacturer had anything to say on the matter.

In the end they decided that the best course of action would be to stop playing golf altogether and put all their efforts into the banana trade. This said, they were not completely in agreement as to the whereabouts of the spoon. What the cat wrangler thought of this, we shall never know. His body was discovered the following Tuesday in a pint of Budweiser.