The start of things to come

Once upon a time there were two small plastic people with pink hair. They fell in love and got married the next week to tumultous applause.

Whilst digging in the salt fields with obviously fake rakes, they discovered five stones, each more beautiful than the next.

The stones were put on display at the local museum, causing an outrage among the townspeople who called it

sacrilege!!!!!111!!!!1!!