Ode to Paul
I would like to welcome Paul
even though he is quite small.
posted by Mary @ 10:11 am
Friday, December 16, 2005
Mary
Pawel
Sam (Crunch Alias)
Paul
This blog is protected by law and cannot, hereby and forthwith be copied, quoted from,
read, abused, used as a kitchen utensil, translated to french, discussed in the Emma Watson forum,
compared to seashells, ascertained, pertained to, realised, ignored, painted with acrylics,
differentiated, worshipped by anyone other than the high priests of the ancient order of Glib,
recycled into disposable plastic gnomes, preached to, decided upon, overtaken, pointed at, counted,
knowingly provoked, used as a substitute for carrots, relied upon, decorated with paper doilies,
reprinted backwards, played on a wind instrument, constricted, conducted, considered, ignited,
kept away from bright lights and strong flavours, precipitated, likened to any type of non-flammable material,
made to sign autographs, invited to christenings, advised, contrived, raffled for charity, etc.
Anyone who does not comply with these terms will be made to watch the Garfield Christmas Special
with the ghosts for all eternity.
1 Comments:
we all hold hands and sing baudy baudy boom down the stairs
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